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ROAR

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:06:10 GMT

soooo yeah.

meagan has gotten me into xana.

again.

=]]]

iloveher.

yeah, this is gonna be my blog instead of gay myspace ones.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Tue, 27 Dec 2005 22:13:51 GMT

Christmas done come and gone...

And I got bongos and a bath robe!!!

but we didnt celebrate the usual thing like "HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY JESUS!!!"

Nobody knows that!!

Besides, it's all too commercial for us

So we just went to chattanooga and bought some stuff we wanted

then went to IHOP on the 25th!

twas everyones elses good?

(without the "t")

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 19:43:45 GMT

Theodore Roosevelt was the fifth cousin of FDR and the uncle of Elanor Roosevelt.

What

the

Fuck

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Thu, 15 Dec 2005 01:23:36 GMT

I deleted mah myspace!!!!

YAY!!!

Waste of time, 'twas, 'twas

God has ways to kill his little masturbation victims

Ways that'll keep you guesssing

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Sun, 27 Nov 2005 17:29:07 GMT

Havent updated in a while...

Because I got MySpace

(and a moped)

(jk)

http://myspace.com/batcrap

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Thu, 24 Nov 2005 20:12:05 GMT

ITS FUCKING TURKEY DAY!!!

AHHH!

I have a new quote...thought it up when my dad said "asshole" while I was looking at the worst sesspool EVER (aka McDonalds)

"Youre Being A Real McAsshole"

Hope youve had a good one!

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 22:56:57 GMT

Who got an Mp3 player?

Jp did

Who thanked the hell out of his father?

Jp did

Whos tits just bursted?

Jp's did

(Thanks Explosm)

BORED enough to tell you this

THis morning, I get out of the shower

on the counter, theres the pair of boxers I left laying out

fast forward 12 hours

Im in the bathroom, have to go

BAD

I spend a minute trying to find the hole in the front of my boxers

its not there

monster?

its in the back

All Im saying is, we need some kind of detector that tells us if our boxers are on straight

Id be rich

Monday, November 21, 2005

Mon, 21 Nov 2005 20:42:11 GMT

I love you

do you love me?

10 FAVORITES

1) Favorite Color: beige

2) Favorite Food: Penne pasta with anyt sauce

3) Favorite Band: Beatles, Jet, Stones

4) Favorite Song right now: hmmmm...Paaaaaperbaaack wriiiiiiterrrr

5) Favorite Movie: Saving Private Ryan

6) Favorite Sport: Football of the european style

7) Favorite Season: winter

8) Favorite Day Of the Week:friday

9) Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: strawberry

10) Favorite Time of Day: 5 pm

9 CURRENTS

1) Current Mood: pissy cause Im wet

2) Current Taste: wtFUCk

3) Current Clothes: wet collared shirt, wet jeans, wet converses...nothing else

MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

4) Current Desktop: Jet, B-side

5) Current Music: None, actually

6) Current Time: 4:47

7) Current Surroundings: a mini-studio...aka my bedroom

8) Current Thoughts: who the fuck wheres sandals w/ socks

9) Current Feelings: wet?

8 FIRSTS

1) First Best Friend: Elijah of Lawson

2) First Kiss:none, actually

3) First Screenname: dumbpupe....haha....my dad made it up

4) First Pet: copper....*sigh*

5) First Piercing: none of the yet

6) First Crush: I doesnt remember

7) First Music:? the sound of hospital PA's? I dunno!

8) First Word: "Da" the last part of my moms name...long story

7 LASTS

1) Last Cigarette:a torn piece of notebook paper w/ some grass from outside

2) Last Drink: dunno

3) Last Car Ride: DUR

4) Last Kiss: None so far

5) Last Movie Seen: walk the line

6) Last Phone Call: to 911....mwhahahaha

7) Last CD Played: White Stripes...elephant

6 HAVE YOU EVERS

1) Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Girl Friends: Nope

2) Have You Ever Broken the Law: nope

3) Have You Ever Been Arrested: nope

4) Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: nope

5) Have You Ever Been on TV: nope

6) Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn't Know:nope

5 THINGS

1) 1 Thing You're Wearing: a thong

2) 1 Thing You've Done Today: worn a thong

3) 1 Thing Your Listening To Right Now: the thong song

4) 1 Thing You Can't Live Without:my red thong

5) 1 Thing You Do When You're Bored:play with my thong
4 PLACES YOU'VE BEEN TODAY
1. school

2. the store

3.hell

4. the house

3 PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO

1.my

2.myself

3.and irene

2 CHOICES
1. black or white:white

2. hot or cold: hot

1 THING YOU WANT TO DO

1. pioneer belly button sex

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Thu, 17 Nov 2005 00:53:08 GMT

I just had a thought

It almost got away, but I caught it

Drugs, My Anti-Prep

BWAHAHAHHHAHHAA!

Turned it around on you, didnt I?

BITCH!

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Wed, 16 Nov 2005 21:07:37 GMT

“About a month ago I got a cactus. A week later, it died. I was really depressed because I was like ‘Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.’ (Ladies, that’s not true)”

- Demitri Martin